This Marketing Shit is Rubbing Off on Me

I guess the seven years I’ve spent working for a software company that sells to marketers has turned this CLI tinkerer into someone a bit more interested in the creative, brand-building side of things.  Yeah, I know, it’s crazy, but I think I’m pretty good at this.

Have a look at my vision for the New American Airlines, or whatever the fuck they’re calling themselves (it doesn’t really matter, hurray jingoism!)

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Welcome

I’ve decided to knock the dust off this beast site and have another go at brain-dumping on this vast shit-tube we call the internet.

I not only hope to offend, but aspire to incite some good, old-fashioned anger. Because, honestly, life is too fucking short to tread lightly before you shuffle off this mortal coil.

And besides, I’m an asshole, and like doing it.

So, yeah, seriously this time. I’m writing.

Check.

Back.

Soon.