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Theissen got pretty cheesed when Stewart told him that people could only see the full video online. So watch it, I guess.

The top conservative activist on the powerful Texas Board of Education, who rejects evolution and has pushed a revisionist right-wing U.S. history curriculum, is on the way out, after a moderate candidate defeated him in a tight GOP primary last week. Thomas Ratliff edged out Don McLeroy 50.4%-49.6% for the seat McLeroy has held since 1999.

Sarah Palin, who has gone to great lengths to hype the supposed dangers of a big government takeover of American health care, admitted over the weekend that she used to get her treatment in Canada.

This is an uncanny eerie review of the Avatar film.

Women's magazine covers - if the articles were written by Men.

Looks like warp drive is engaged - she's giving it all she's got!

After meeting with various religious groups for many, many years, the White House Friday had their first official meeting with atheist organizations.

A quick recap of WTF is going on with The Oatmeal, and a big thanks to the Digg community for letting me have the most bitchin job this side of the universe.

Henry Rollins gave an amazing commencement address for Sonoma State University's Class of 2009. The words resonate far beyond these college graduates.

Savage talks about failure - unmitigated, colossal failures he's experienced during his career.

We drive them everyday, they're a part of our collective culture, but how much do we really know about our fine four-fendered friends? Infographic by Matthew "The Oatmeal" Inman.

Once free, Aki Ra regretted what he had done during his time in the Khmer Rouge—and he vowed to spend the rest of his life making it up to his fellow Cambodians. He remembered where he had buried many of the landmines, and knew how to quickly and safely disarm them.

Bob's Red Mill Natural Foods owner Bob Moore gives his company to his employees.

Atlanta's Citizen Review Board found that Officer Brandy Dolson had falsely arrested Minnie Carey, then 61, after she questioned why he had told her to move along on a sidewalk.

A collection of FG's most flatulent moments.

The Minnesota law would nullify the marriages of an estimated 2.4 million couples currently living in silent resentment or seething hatred.

After slamming the Obama administration for "secret deliberations" and going back on his campaign promise to televise the health care debate, House Leader John Boehner (R-OH) criticized the President yesterday for televising the bipartisan health care summit on Feb. 25, asking "is this a political event or is this going to be a real conversation?"